May 23rd, 2013 at 11:58PM

unfemininefemales:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Besides the porn being unrealistic, the porn acts are also misogynistic and damaging to the body (stilettos in one’s vagina is not healthy).

I actually have seen lesbian porn aimed at lesbians, but it was pretty bad.

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May 23rd, 2013 at 11:58PM

How to look good naked:

1) get naked

2) say “damn I look good”

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:43PM

fourleafedcolfer:

i would like to take a moment to thank Nani Pelekai for being one of the first Disney women to ever look like an actual human being.

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May 20th, 2013 at 12:08PM

kristinnoeline:

agentotter:

rat cuddles up with kitten [x]

OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS THE WAY IT SQUEEZES UNDER THE KITTEN’S LEG OH LORD SOMEBODY HOLD ME

fuck everyone.

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May 20th, 2013 at 12:07PM
cj-sewers: ianthe: preferred mode of travel tbh omfg

cj-sewers:

ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

omfg

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May 20th, 2013 at 11:42AM

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

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May 20th, 2013 at 11:40AM

corgipaws:

relationships

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May 20th, 2013 at 11:38AM

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May 20th, 2013 at 11:38AM
frostingpeetaswounds: SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

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May 20th, 2013 at 11:34AM

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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May 20th, 2013 at 11:33AM
jadeb0t: jadeb0t: people wanted it rebloggable  I’m glad that at least I can make myself laugh I HADNT CHECKED THE NOTES IM GOING TO CRY

jadeb0t:

jadeb0t:

people wanted it rebloggable 

I’m glad that at least I can make myself laugh

I HADNT CHECKED THE NOTES IM GOING TO CRY

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May 20th, 2013 at 11:33AM
humoristics: -

humoristics:

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May 20th, 2013 at 11:31AM
fancyfranzy: itsthestartofinfinity: Happy Potter, the boy who laughed Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows. Join Happy Potter,Hermione Giggler, andRon Wheezing, in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh. Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy. Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh. Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril. The funny thing is…this description is so great I actually want to read this!! XD

fancyfranzy:

itsthestartofinfinity:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

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Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

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The funny thing is…this description is so great I actually want to read this!! XD

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:55AM

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:55AM
Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know. —

Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit

Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head. 

Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions. 

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